As the blazing sun continues to beat down relentlessly upon Eorzea, here and there one spies crimson balloons aflight—balloons bearing the likenesses of sinister and scowling faces. Could these menacing inflatables be in some way related to the heat wave sweeping across the realm? Just what manner of goings-on are these? For answers, let us now turn to that Lominsan paragon of journalistic integrity—The Harbor Herald.

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